Hairy Vag KPopp

"He is the most amazing Sim ever!"

- KPopp

Hairy Vag KPopp is the coolest Sim to have come out of Kelly KPopp. His father is Xias Pollination Technician, who is a dead (ghost) alien. Hairy Vag is part alien and part ghost, making him the first alien child and the first ghost child. KPopp has admitted on many an occasion that she really hates the name Hairy Vag, and often shortens it to Hairy as it sounds more like Harry, which is less offensive.

Life
As a teen he already had a three star celebrity level probably because he is so cool. Kelly went to his graduation because he is one of the kids she actually likes. He was originally wanted to be recruited for the Baby Farm, but was trapped and glitched in his home, stuck in a fountain. Kelly eventually was able to reset Hairy Vag, because for some reason it did not work before.

Return
Since Episode 40, Hairy Vag has not been stuck in the mansion any more and has lived in the KPopp household once again. He tried to flirt with two women, but they both refused to have his ghost alien babies.

Hairy Vag might have really struggled in this challenge as he has the Dislikes Children trait, but in Episode 43 Hairy Vag impregnated Lily Lum, and she eventually gave birth to his first and so far only child.