Aleksey Lopes

Aleksey Lopes was chosen at random out of the phonebook to come round to Kelly KPopp's house, resulting in him becoming a baby daddy. Despite not being too sure about his bright yellow shoes, Kelly tried for a baby three times with him, to be sure she got the pregnant jingle. Once she was definitely pregnant (with Anal Dribble KPopp), KPopp age-transition Aleksey and killed him, so she could try to make friends with the Grim Reaper. It didn't work, so she killed the butler too.